Thursday, September 3, 2009

Letter to my parents

For this weekend my parents dropped me off at a special doggy camp because they had to go somewhere and my Nana Shaar couldn't take care of me. I can't say that I'm the happiest pup but I do miss them. Here is a letter I wrote to my mum during my incareration:

Dear Mamacita

I am surviving so well in the low security jail you have sent me, and thank you again for rescuing me from Death Row in San Fransciso SPCA. The food is wonderful. The other doggies are very strange. The ones from the Sunset and Richmond laugh at me. I told them I am a Mexi-can not a Mexi-cant. What do they know about dogs south of the border, even if they might be part German. I miss you and next time if you go for a long time send me to Arizona for a holiday with Grandma and Grandpa.

Love Bugsy

PS This place is so nice Bernard Madoff's dog is here. He does not talk to us 'other' dogs, bearing in mind his celebrity position and that he might be called to testify...